Bald Uakari

https://www.konicaminolta.com/kids/endangered_animals/library/field/bald-uakari.html

The bald uakari is an threatened species located in the Amazon near Brazil and Peru. Its red face may intimidate you but it’s actually a sign of good health. It is also red because of the lack of skin pigment. The bald uakari live in the treetops during the rainy season due to flooding. When the ground dries, it comes back down to look for nuts and fruit.

 

The Spirit of Harambe

Just Like Harambe’s Eternal Spirit, Harambe Memes Refuse To Die: Petition Demands To Make Harambe A Pokemon

Do you remember the silverback gorilla that died last year? You probably do. Harambe met his end when a three-year-old boy fell into the moat. Harambe dragged the boy around until zoo officials shot Harambe. People often use Harambe as an example of animal cruelty even though his killing was perfectly justified. Harambe’s ghost, however, lives on and is always looking over us. He flies around making sure other animals don’t die like him.

Blobfish

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/blobfish

Look at this adorable creature. It’s known as the blobfish. It actually looks like a normal fish under water, but due to the low-density of its skin, it looks disgusting out of water. It lives in the waters of Australia and New Zealand. Many people see this as an ugly fish, but I see it as a science miracle. It’s amazing how its skin turns into a blob when the pressure is low.

Pet Box

Pet boxes have multiple uses such as hiding a body and hiding yourself. A pet box usually likes to hide itself inside itself. I know it’s confusing, but it makes more sense the more you think about it. Can you imagine this thing chasing you at night and it is screaming “Your delivery has arrived”

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Reports show that there is a box murderer running around killing boxes. Sketches indicate that the murderer looks like this.

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The box is known for screaming “Your Delivery Has Arrived” before he kills his victim. It hides its victims in the never-ending void inside of it.

 

The Komondor Dog

The Komondor is a dog/mop that originated from the hungry people’s land of Hungry. They probably thought of eating it, but since it served as a better cleaning supply, so they didn’t. The Komondor has over 20 pounds of fur. It also has excellent vision despite their large fur. The species alone has made some wolves endangered in Hungry. The plural names for these dogs are called the komondorak.

http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/dogs-101/videos/komondor/

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Take Care of Your Pet Rock 101

After playing with your pet rock, you should probably clean up after its mess. To clean up the particles it left behind, just wipe it with a towel. Afterward, it’s time to bathe the rock. Wash it with normal water and soap. Afterward, polish it with a towel. Now, it’s time to glue the eyes back on. Take some glue and simply glue the eyes back on. Finally, the rock will look nice and refined, but it will be unbalanced. To re-balance it, keep hitting the bottom with a hammer, this will make the bottom flat so it can stand. Below is the finished product.

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Pet Rock

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Look at this rock! Isn’t it beautiful? A pet rock can be a substitute as a pet for poor people. A pet rock is like a dog; it will protect you. How to use a pet rock for self defense: 1. Put the rock in your hand. 2. Throw the rock at robber. 3. Try to tell the police that he fell. 4. Easy Money. As a bonus, it can also be used to discipline children. How to discipline children 101: 1. Put the rock in your hand. 2. Throw the rock at child. 3. Tell the police he fell. 4. Bury him. 5. Get another child. 6. Rinse and repeat if the child misbehaves. 7. Profit. You see how useful a pet rock is?